Tuesday, January 16

Walmart

So, me and Eva (my new roommate) went to Walmart tonight to pick up some necessities that I needed to get. Like ibuprofen. And milk. Anyway, while we were in the food section, Eva noticed some really cute guys that were kinda following us around. Of course, me being the oblivious person that I am, I didn't notice anything of the kind. Eva had to tell me all this after the fact. But apparently, one of the boys was pretty cute. And, also apparently, he was checking me out. Like, when I was getting some mayonaise(Actually, it was Miracle Whip. I alternate. Last time, I got real mayonaise), according to Eva, he came up and stood right beside without getting anything off the shelf. And he never said a word to me.

Oh, how I wish that I wasn't BLIND! I didn't even look once at this boy. Completely oblivious to his presence. And he was showing interest. DARN YOU, SALAZAR!(points if you know where that's from)

Oh well. I guess I'll have to go back to Walmart again. So I can practice realizing that boys are checking me out.

1 comment:

word sneezer said...

I should get the Salazar comment, but being related I suppose, I've been oblivious to what you were referring to all those times I've heard you say it, which I have. How's that for a run on sentence? And snaps to you for carrying on the Howell tradition of alternating between purchasing Mayo and Miracle Whip!